So… you want to know all about the genius that runs Music For The Musically Challenged? Well then you’ve come to the right place! Here at our headquarters (a.k.a. my basement), we spend hours relentlessly scrutinizing every aspect of today’s music scene in order to bring you the best of the best. However the musical acts of this generation make this like choosing between loosing your left or right hand. It takes a great amount of dedication to continue listening to hours upon hours of absolute shit, and if you keep reading, I’ll explain to you exactly what kind of person this has turned me into.
I used to be just like you. I was a blissful and carefree person who believed in nothing but rainbows and puppies. However, this overbearing amount of terrible music has transformed me into something that resembles this. Most people probably would’ve conducted the business of music critic by only listening to good bands, but I decided to go about it by listening to everything and anything that I could find. It may not have been the smartest idea, but it ensures that I know what the hell I’m talking about. So when I tell you that a certain album is fucking disastrous, you can be sure that it is one of the worst things to come into existence in the last decade!
In order to avoid getting personal hate from my brutally honest reviews, I decided to adopt an online personality. This “character” can basically be described as giving absolutely zero fucks about any opinion that isn’t my own. The number one priority isn’t people’s feelings or how the public might view the vulgar way that I express my opinion, but rather it is the personal obligation to get the accurate reviews of albums out into the world. By doing this, I feel as though I am providing the public with a gracious service that should in turn be rewarded with money and the erection of monuments that symbolize my awesomeness.
In order to try and hopefully cleanse the world of all forms of shitty music, I will continue to communicate my opinions on the latest musical creations through my online persona. So expect a lot of swears and crude metaphors as I will try and bring you some actual wisdom regarding what is fucking horrible, and what is only slightly unpleasant in the music industry.