Month: December 2018

Bird Box Flies Too Close To The Sun

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if someone remade M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening, but actually made it good? Well the answer is Bird Box. The Netflix original movie has been dominating the social media headlines lately, albeit mostly in meme form. I know I’m a little late to the party here,

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Breakdown of Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

Holy shit was I excited when I found out this was going to be a thing! As someone who has watched and loved every episode of Black Mirror (yes even the pig fucking one was pretty good if you ask me) and who read and loved every Give Yourself Goosebumps books as a kid, when

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Us Is Sure Entertaining Us

Anyone who knows me knows that I fucking love Jordan Peele. This man has to be one of the greatest writers of the 21st century. From his comedy days on MADtv, to his extremely successful Key and Peele skit show, and his dive into the horror genre with the blockbuster hit Get Out, Peele honestly

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You Need Ellen DeGeneres’ Relatable In Your Life

Guess who’s back? Back again? No it’s not Slim Shady, but I’m convinced they go to the same hairstylist. It’s the white lesbian Oprah! Or as literally everyone else in the world knows her as, Ellen DeGeneres. Whether you know her from her immensely popular talk show, her Game of Games show, her stand up,

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An Analysis of Ryan Reynolds’ “TPTNDMOOM”

The Patient That Nearly Drove Me Out Of Medicine

So as many of you have probably already heard Ryan Reynolds has announced that he has started working on a movie adaptation of a horror novella that was published on Reddit a couple years ago. As someone who is a massive fan of Ryan Reynolds (how could you not be after Deadpool?) I am extremely

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You Couldn’t Pay Me To Rewatch Re:Birth

Russell Brand

It’s been a while, but Russell Brand is back at it! The British comedian/actor/singer/eccentric recently released his new Netflix stand-up special called Re:Birth.  The entire hour is spent with him in typical Russell fashion, bouncing off the walls and sounding like he’s constantly reciting Eminem’s Rap God. As someone who isn’t generally a fan of

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TUCKER TALKS: Mysterious Edition

Andie Case and her girlfriend

Well here we are yet again with another Andie Case song. But good news, this time it’s not a completely awful song! Is it destined for a Billboard Hot 100 slot? Fuck no. But I actually found myself singing along to the chorus by the end of the track, which is about as much praise

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