Category: Music

I Wish I Had Past Lives In A Past Life

Welcome back! Well, I guess you guys never really went away, but I certainly did. Where did I go you might ask (assuming you aren’t a narcissistic prick, although as I type this I realize that’s probably half my demographic). Well, the truth is I really didn’t go anywhere. I became immersed in other projects,

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There’s Nothing Savage About The Sound of Savages

Hello and welcome to the latest review in my ongoing album review segment. You have chosen to read this article because you are interested to see exactly what I think of the new Breathe Carolina album. However, if this is not the case and you have somehow come across this page by mistake, then I

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Going To Hell Never Felt So Right

Well, here we go again… time for another fantastic album review! However, unlike my first two reviews, this album is from the fiery depths of Rock n Roll. The Pretty Reckless is a band that I have always been fond of, and now that their new album is finally out it’s time to see if

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Who Needs Girls When You Have G I R L?

Welcome to the second instalment of my award-winning music review segment, where I spend hours balancing formulas and mixing chemicals to find out exactly how much of an album is absolute shit. Then I attempt to scrape together the few remains and let you know what parts you might actually like. But before you rush

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Black Panties Isn’t Getting Anyone Into Bed

If you’re reading this… Congratulations! You’re now part of a historical moment of reading the very first music review on this blog. However, I would prefer it if you postponed running through the streets telling strangers about how privileged you are for reading this, until after you have completed this post. Now prepare yourself to

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