Don’t Be A Moron, Watch John Leguizamo’s LHFM

Is it a play? Is it stand-up? Does it really matter? Either way John Leguizamo’s most recent Netflix venture is here to teach you a thing or two. Throughout the hour and a half long special entitled Latin History For Morons, John goes through the suppressed history of Latin culture and history. If you’re one

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This Terminal Is Out Of Order

This week’s round of endlessly scrolling through Netflix looking for something decent that I haven’t seen yet has brought quite an unusual film to the foreground. It’s a 2018 mystery-thriller titled Terminal, and I was quite surprised to find that I had never heard of it. Not only is it from this year, but it’s

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Psalms Delivers A Heavenly Sound

Well, Hollywood Undead has once again risen from their graves, after taking only a short break since their last studio album Five which was released just over a year ago. This time they’re out for blood, with their new EP titled¬†Psalms. Despite the name, this new music is anything but holy, which shouldn’t be surprising

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Adam Sandler: A Fallen King Of Comedy

Adam Sandler’s new Netflix special 100% Fresh¬†is available now and honestly it’s exactly as good (or I guess “as bad” would be more accurate) as you’d expect. With the extremely poor performance of his last few Netflix movies, it had many people questioning whether this comedic legend, who once made us laugh until we couldn’t

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Scared Shitless: The Complete Guide To Horror Franchises

Welcome one and all to the best, funniest, most encompassing, and most professional guide to all the major horror movie franchises.

There’s Nothing Bad About These Consequences

Well, you guys spoke up (I don’t know what about since I don’t actually listen to you guys, but I’ll assume it was that you liked my review of the Bubblegum And Cigarettes song and video) so here’s another taste of the same thing. This time I’m stepping back from the lighthearted and upbeat pop

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Bubblegum And Cigarettes Sounds As Bad As It’d Taste

I’m going to do something that I’ve never done before, review a single song and its corresponding music video. Youtube singing (and cleavage model) sensation Andie Case just released her new single Bubblegum And Cigarettes, and the result in just amazing. Sorry I meant appalling. But rather than just give you a blanket statement and

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I Wish I Had Past Lives In A Past Life

Welcome back! Well, I guess you guys never really went away, but I certainly did. Where did I go you might ask (assuming you aren’t a narcissistic prick, although as I type this I realize that’s probably half my demographic). Well, the truth is I really didn’t go anywhere. I became immersed in other projects,

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There’s Nothing Savage About The Sound of Savages

Hello and welcome to the latest review in my ongoing album review segment. You have chosen to read this article because you are interested to see exactly what I think of the new Breathe Carolina album. However, if this is not the case and you have somehow come across this page by mistake, then I

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