Tag: pop

Weezer Is Back In Black… Album

Holy shit it feels good to be back! I missed you guys, and while I can’t hear your response I’m sure it’s something like “we missed you so much that we all cried ourselves to sleep every night that you didn’t post a new article!” I know, I know. Shhhh, it’s all ok now. Whereas

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I’m In Love With THE LOVE TRAIN

Well, it’s the month of love… and black history. So I guess you should go out and love your black friends? Anyways, we’re getting a bit off track now. The reason for this article is because Meghan Trainor has just released your new EP titled THE LOVE TRAIN (I’m seriously getting annoyed with all of

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There’s Nothing Mysterious About Why Mysterious Is So Good

Andie Case and her girlfriend

Well, here we are yet again with another Andie Case song. But good news, this time it’s not a completely awful song! Is it destined for a Billboard Hot 100 slot? Fuck no. But I actually found myself singing along to the chorus by the end of the track, which is about as much praise

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There’s Nothing Bad About These Consequences

Well, you guys spoke up (I don’t know what about since I don’t actually listen to you guys, but I’ll assume it was that you liked my review of the Bubblegum And Cigarettes song and video) so here’s another taste of the same thing. This time I’m stepping back from the lighthearted and upbeat pop

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Bubblegum And Cigarettes Sounds As Bad As It’d Taste

I’m going to do something that I’ve never done before, review a single song and its corresponding music video. Youtube singing (and cleavage model) sensation Andie Case just released her new single Bubblegum And Cigarettes, and the result in just amazing. Sorry I meant appalling. But rather than just give you a blanket statement and

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I Wish I Had Past Lives In A Past Life

Welcome back! Well, I guess you guys never really went away, but I certainly did. Where did I go you might ask (assuming you aren’t a narcissistic prick, although as I type this I realize that’s probably half my demographic). Well, the truth is I really didn’t go anywhere. I became immersed in other projects,

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There’s Nothing Savage About The Sound of Savages

Hello and welcome to the latest review in my ongoing album review segment. You have chosen to read this article because you are interested to see exactly what I think of the new Breathe Carolina album. However, if this is not the case and you have somehow come across this page by mistake, then I

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Who Needs Girls When You Have G I R L?

Welcome to the second instalment of my award-winning music review segment, where I spend hours balancing formulas and mixing chemicals to find out exactly how much of an album is absolute shit. Then I attempt to scrape together the few remains and let you know what parts you might actually like. But before you rush

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Black Panties Isn’t Getting Anyone Into Bed

If you’re reading this… Congratulations! You’re now part of a historical moment of reading the very first music review on this blog. However, I would prefer it if you postponed running through the streets telling strangers about how privileged you are for reading this, until after you have completed this post. Now prepare yourself to

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